Local Business Structured Data Markup Schema

So this is a short one blog for itemscope and property types but let’s use the Schema.org to improve the web by creating a structured data markup schema supported by major search engines. Mic drop. http://schema.org/LocalBusiness <div itemscope itemtype=”http://schema.org/LocalBusiness”> <div itemprop=”name”>Seattle Fucking Rocks!</div> <div>Email: <span itemprop=”email”><a href=’mailto:info@website.com’>info@website.com</a></span></div> <div>Phone: <span itemprop=”telephone”><a href=”tel:1(206) 913-8665″></a>(206) 913-8665</a></span></div> <div itemprop=”paymentAccepted” style=”display: […]

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Robots.txt File, Sitemap.xml and the XML schema

What the hell are these bots or robots?   The robots exclusion protocol or simply robots.txt, is a standard used by most websites to communicate with web crawlers and other web robots. Holy fuck, so now the robots are taking over the world, yeah sort of. Ever heard of HAL 9000?   The standard specifies how […]

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Yelp Reviews, Google Reviews, and everybody else.

So I’m sure everyone sees the orange or gold stars on Google or Bing when they’re looking for a restaurant or some kind of service online? What the hell does that mean? Well it depends on who you are? Well if you’re a tourist and have no one to ask about the good local places […]

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How to Optimize your Website with gzip Compression

So you might run across this when you are trying to optimize your website or the page speed is really slow and you’re thinking your head, what the fuck !?  You minified your css, your javascript and you feel a little stuck.  On Apache, you will add the following to your .htaccess file: # compress […]

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Scrapers Sites, Keyword Stuffing, and that asshole who steals two parking spaces.

These people are known as douchebags.  Not as bad as trolls but they are pretty much wasting their own time and digging their own grave in the process. Why?  Well first off, what is a scraper site?  That’s simple  It’s a website where it takes steals content from another site and makes it appear on […]

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Social Networking Icons, Analytics, and Do People Care if you Share?

Yes, we do care but there’s a lot crap that we don’t want to see.  We live in an age of twitter, facebook, pinterest, and share everything to grow your online presence without paying a crap load of money for online ads.  The easiest but trickiest way to do it, is make something go viral.  […]

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Title, Meta Data, Links, and Other overrated crap

So I wanted to make a short and quick post about title, meta data and that other crap you see on websites and how to put that meta data keyword crap with robots and seo stuff. Everyone has a better way or lazy way of doing it. I think its safe to say that my […]

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Google Search hFeed and hCard

Google rich snippet data tool gives a lot of people shit when it comes to the rich snippet data testing tool.  Especially when it comes to the “Extracted structured data”. People ask me what the fuck is an hatom-feed. To tell you the truth, it’s just data, proper data. I had this problem on my […]

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Google Structured Data Testing Tool

Google is pretty amazing when it comes to structuring your website right. Ask Matt Cutts, He’s a fucking technology gangsta when it comes to SEO.  Everybody in the SEO world knows that he’s got his shit together like a BOSS.   So what’s this rich snippet, structured data testing tool all about? Go to google and […]

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Webmaster Tools

This is the best invention since Toilet paper. Seriously, without sarcasm! It’s been a long long time since the invention of the yellow page(aka the thick phone book that sat on door steps). Phone books are useful because they make great seat risers when you’re a kid and wanted to take your dad’s car out […]

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