A Boring Coming Soon plugin

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Acura and Infiniti: A Supercar fantasy.

I’ve had this on my mind for some time and it’s another drop in the bucket idea but I think it’s time that Acura and Infiniti just cut the bullshit with their family cars. I had a vision that Infiniti and Acura would completely stop all their family cars, mid-size, sedan, compact, wagon, whatever the […]

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Relax, its just Pokémon.

For the record, it’s pronounced Pokémon. The é sounds like the first e in Résumé. The last ‘mon’ sounds like ō in the English word, Rose. The last letter, “n” has longer vowel like a short humming sound “une” or just simply ポケモン。if you want to sound old school, it’s ポケットモンスター。 It seems that everybody […]

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Protected: unpublished

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It’s Hammer Time

This is a pretty fucking bad ass Javascript library thanks to Jorik Tangelder. I haven’t really played around it with a lot lately but it’s pretty straight forward if you’re trying to pimp out your website with gesture controls. I know a few JQuery libraries will do the trick as well but this one is […]

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Expectation vs Reality

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The 5 biggest design problems with simple websites.

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Local Business Structured Data Markup Schema

So this is a short one blog for itemscope and property types but let’s use the Schema.org to improve the web by creating a structured data markup schema supported by major search engines. Mic drop. http://schema.org/LocalBusiness <div itemscope itemtype=”http://schema.org/LocalBusiness”> <div itemprop=”name”>Seattle Fucking Rocks!</div> <div>Email: <span itemprop=”email”><a href=’mailto:info@website.com’>info@website.com</a></span></div> <div>Phone: <span itemprop=”telephone”><a href=”tel:1(206) 913-8665″></a>(206) 913-8665</a></span></div> <div itemprop=”paymentAccepted” style=”display: […]

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Robots.txt File, Sitemap.xml and the XML schema

What the hell are these bots or robots?   The robots exclusion protocol or simply robots.txt, is a standard used by most websites to communicate with web crawlers and other web robots. Holy fuck, so now the robots are taking over the world, yeah sort of. Ever heard of HAL 9000?   The standard specifies how […]

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Updating Woo-Commerce php files that are out of date

The version – is out of date. the core version is 2.60 or 3.XX (in the future etc). So I run into this crap a lot.  The wordpress Woo-commerce plugin is always out of fucking date.  It’s a really good free e-commerce plugin but with free, comes with the do it yourself package. It’s pretty […]

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